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I've never done one of these things so this should be interesting...

1) Characters must answer truthfully.

2) Remember to tag people at the end, at least 2-3 ok? Otherwise you’re lazy.

3) Don’t forget to have fun!

And so, now I shall proceed to interogate--I mean interview King Rurikon (King o Hearts) and Loren (Alice) from my Alice in wonderland adpt. Golden Afternoon. Enjoy...

#1. If I were to smack you with a paddle right now, what would you have to say about that?

Loren: Wouldn't surprise me you sadistic bitch...
Ruri: Mmmm, oh yeah.

#2. Have you ever been kissed before?

Loren: Pssshht, yeah, of course. (he was in kindergarden.)
Ruri: Ha! They don't call me the 'King of Whores' for nothing! (and he's proud of it too!)


#3. Who do you feel the need to protect? (A friend, family member, loved one, etc)

Loren:...MYSELF... (and BOY does he need protecting!)
Ruri: How 'bout everyone in my country...yeah, that's a good answer.

#4. Who do you love the most? (almost the same as the last question, but answer it anyway)

Loren:...Pass (He just doesn't wanna admit he's a Mamma's Boy.)
Ruri: Family-wise, Kasmira--DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TELL HER I SAID THAT! Other than family...Loren. Definitely Loren.

#5. Who do you hate the most? (If you’re really hateful, try to keep it at a minimum of five people please)

Loren: Rurikon, Kasmira, Kannan, OH! And that GOD DAMN CHERRY-POPPING RAPIST!!! (Cheshire)
Ruri: CHESHIRE ...the GALL of that bastard.

#6. Ok, let's say your loved one was cheating on you and all you have to hit them with is a pogo stick, how do you use it?

Loren: What loved one?
Ruri: Well I wouldn't hit him with it, but...

#7. What would your weapon of choice be?

Loren: Six-shooter. Now THAT would come in handy!
Ruri: Crop-whip *evil grin*

#8. You have a piece of string, two pencils, and some tape, what do you make out of it?

Loren: What is this, arts and crafts?
Ruri: I second that. (sorry guys, I couldn't come up with anything creative for this one...)

#9. The one you love from question #4 just got murdered, how do you respond?

Loren: Not applicable... (he would crawl in a corner and cry for the rest of his miserable life.)
Ruri: Murderous Rampage.


#10. If you could do anything you wanted to right now, what would you do?

Loren: Use that six-shooter on the fucking cunt who created me, then GO HOME! (Wow, way to over do it there, Loren...thanks, I really appreciate it.)
Ruri: Ahurhur...*thinks dirty thoughts*


#11. What's your favorite animal?

Loren: I'm a dog person.
Ruri: You know I've always been fond of ferrets... (This one is just for you )

#12. So you have to kill someone with one of the tools in front of you. Your options are: a bat, a katana, or a live mine, which do you choose?

Loren: Can't I just have my six-shooter?
Ruri: Swords are cool, so let's go with the katana.

#13. Well, you accidentally killed the wrong person, what is your reaction?

Loren: Why exactly am I killing people, again?
Ruri:...Oops...ah..sorry 'bout that...ahem.

#14. Whatever your reaction was, it didn’t help much and now you’ve been arrested, what do you do?

Loren: Sure, why not. Can't be any worse than all the other shit you've put me through.
Ruri: God damn fucking Cards! You can't do this to me, I PAY YOUR FUCKING SALARY YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!

Last Question. what do you think of the person who created/drew you?

Loren: Go. Die. In. A. FUCKING. Hole. You. Sadistic. Bitch. (Come on, can't you picture him saying this?! Just for you, Jes, this is now Loren's catch frase.)
Ruri: Well, she never did me any wrong.


Well, that was fun! Thanks again, for posting this!

PS: OMG SENIOR PROJECTS START TOMORROW!!!!!!!